> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://juicyjews.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Seth Rogen does the WORST thing you can do at church - URL: https://juicyjews.com/episodes/seth-rogen-does-the-worst-thing-you-can-do-at-church/ - Published: 2022-09-25T18:00:14.000Z - Updated: 2026-08-12T00:54:12.000Z - Description: Experience the absolute chaos of Seth Rogen's character Isaac having an unforgettable, drug-fueled meltdown during a solemn church service in this hilarious scene from The Night Before. - Author: ian ross - Tags: Comedy, Celebrity A hilarious and chaotic scene unfolds inside a church as Isaac struggles to keep his composure while heavily under the influence. Accompanied by his friends, Isaac's paranoia quickly escalates as he misinterprets the environment and the people around him. The situation goes from bad to worse when Isaac's physical state deteriorates, leading to an incredibly awkward and messy moment in the middle of the service. His subsequent outbursts about history and religion leave the congregation stunned, culminating in a dramatic and memorable Christmas lesson. ### Key takeaways - Isaac struggles to maintain his composure during a solemn church service - Paranoia and hallucinations lead to a hilarious misunderstanding about religious history - An unfortunate physical reaction results in an embarrassing moment in the pews - The chaotic event ends with an unexpected and dramatic Christmas lesson ### Highlights - 0:21 — Entering the church service - 1:13 — Isaac's panic about Jesus - 1:32 — The unfortunate vomiting incident - 2:58 — A dramatic confrontation and Christmas lesson ```chapters 00:00:00 Arriving at the Church 00:00:45 Isaac Starts Hallucinating 00:01:13 A Misunderstanding About Jesus 00:01:32 The Unfortunate Vomit Incident 00:02:21 Isaac's Dramatic Outburst 00:02:58 A Hard Christmas Lesson ``` ```vtt WEBVTT 00:00:21.390 --> 00:00:30.480 [Music]<00:00:23.600> This<00:00:23.840> is<00:00:24.000> so<00:00:24.240> cool.<00:00:25.840> Are<00:00:26.000> we<00:00:26.160> supposed<00:00:26.400> to<00:00:26.560> uh<00:00:26.800> participate?<00:00:27.359> No,<00:00:28.840> hallelujah.<00:00:29.359> No,<00:00:30.320> not 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:45.760 that<00:00:30.640> kind<00:00:30.800> of<00:00:30.880> church.<00:00:31.279> No,<00:00:32.239> you're<00:00:32.480> my<00:00:32.640> rock,<00:00:32.960> right?<00:00:33.440> Can<00:00:33.600> you<00:00:33.680> be<00:00:33.840> my<00:00:34.000> rock?<00:00:34.880> You're<00:00:35.040> acting<00:00:35.280> like<00:00:35.440> a<00:00:35.520> weird<00:00:35.760> pebble.<00:00:36.559> Okay. 00:00:45.760 --> 00:00:55.520 [Music] 00:00:55.520 --> 00:01:06.080 What's<00:00:55.760> this<00:00:55.920> kid<00:00:56.160> doing? 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