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# Amy Schumer and Noa Tishby Light Candles for the Eighth Night of Hanukkah
- URL: https://juicyjews.com/episodes/amy-schumer-and-noa-tishby-light-candles-for-the-eighth-night-of-hanukkah/
- Published: 2025-12-21T16:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-12T15:57:49.000Z
- Description: Join Noa Tishby and Amy Schumer as they light the final Hanukkah candle, discuss the healing power of Jewish humor, and share why standing proud is the ultimate way to fight antisemitism.
- Author: ian ross
- Tags: Celebrity, Comedy, Community

In this special holiday episode, host Noa Tishby is joined by comedian and actress Amy Schumer to celebrate the eighth and final night of Hanukkah. Amy reflects on her childhood memories of Hanukkah, the contrast between her upbringing and her son's, and a hilarious apology to a childhood classmate for ruining Santa Claus.

The conversation turns to deeper topics as Amy discusses her decision to speak out publicly following the events of October 7th. She shares the challenges of feeling like a minority in her advocacy, the clarity it brought to her friendships, and why embracing Jewish pride is the ultimate way to combat antisemitism.

Finally, Amy and Noa explore the rich history of Jewish humor, from the Borscht Belt to its role as a survival mechanism for overcoming trauma and oppression. The episode concludes with a heartwarming and humorous candle-lighting ceremony to mark the end of the Festival of Lights.

### Key takeaways

- Embracing and displaying Jewish pride is a powerful tool to combat antisemitism.
- Speaking out during difficult times can bring painful but necessary clarity to personal relationships.
- Jewish humor has historically served as a vital coping mechanism to overcome trauma and oppression.
- The Borscht Belt in the Catskills played a monumental role in shaping modern American comedy.
- Lighting the Hanukkah candles serves as a symbolic victory and connection to Jewish ancestors.

### Highlights

- 0:11 — Amy Schumer joins the show
- 1:13 — Comparing childhood gifts to parenting today
- 1:48 — Speaking out after October 7th
- 2:36 — The history and significance of Jewish humor
- 3:28 — Using comedy to overcome personal trauma
- 4:15 — Reciting the Hanukkah blessing together

```chapters
00:00:00 Welcoming Amy Schumer
00:00:48 Childhood Hanukkah Memories and Gifts
00:01:48 Standing Up Against Antisemitism
00:02:36 The Power of Jewish Humor
00:04:00 Lighting the Eighth Hanukkah Candle
```

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