Think again!

Apparently, sales for Bernie Madoff Halloween garb are way down this year, proving once again, God and Wallmart both hate ponzi schemes.

The good news is, Weiners are up.

Way up. 

I always thought that leaving the house with a weiner mask was in bad taste, but this year, it’s definitely very stylish.

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Rubie’s, along with Ricky’s and other companies, are also marketing a Charlie Sheen costume. The mask—a good-enough likeness of the former “Two and a Half Men” star in the Ricky’s version—comes with an optional T-shirt emblazoned with words and phrases Sheen made infamous, including “winner” and “tiger’s blood.”

Not included: Sheen’s “goddesses.”

In attempting to deflect claims of anti-Semitism, the Hollywood meltdown warlock claimed to have Jewish roots on his mother’s side. So can we count his costume along with the Weiner and the Madoff?

Either way, Beige said, “religion never comes up” when the staff at Rubie’s discusses the appropriateness of a potential costume.

As for mask sales of the tragic Madoff, “That’s pretty much over,” he said.

Trick or tweet: Anthony Weiner and Bernie Madoff Halloween masks | Culture | Jewish Journal

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